Okay, imagine this. You're walking home when you get hit with the "You Have To Go" feeling. You run home, get inside, and throw everything you're carrying down in a fast trail to the bathroom. You then drop your pants and sit down, only to realize there's no toilet paper. This is something that has happened to me on more than one occasion.The fact is my wife, Mallory, leaves me hanging in this department quite frequently.
The first issue I have is when we buy toilet paper, she doesn't put it away in all the bathrooms. The entire package of toilet paper will end up under the sink in the bathroom we don't use. Then the other issue is when a roll is finished, it doesn't get refilled. This causes some difficult situations because sometimes I leap before I look. I thought I figured out a solution to this issue by keeping a roll of toilet paper next to the couch. Mallory thinks that is gross and that the roll gets dirty and needs to be thrown out. Hey, I'm just trying to make sure I can "go" without issues.
Mallory's Side:
Daniel makes this a much bigger issue than it really is. He likes to leave the toilet paper on top of the toilets, so you don't have to get it out of the cabinets. I think that is disgusting. The top of the toilet has all sorts of germs on it and putting toilet paper on it is gross. And, it just doesn't look very nice. I want the bathroom to look clean and sterile, not sloppy and messy. Also, Daniel really has the tendency to "leap before he looks" as he calls it. He may leave the toilet paper next to the couch, but he will not remember to bring it with him to the bathroom until it's too late.
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